Economist,
The twinkling stars were lining up
Across the darkened sky
When Kaspar settled in his chair
and thought of custard pie,
While Peterkin and Wilhelmine
Turned on the futurama screen.
They saw the spread of open fields
Around the soaring dome
That marks the spot on Jenkins Hill
Where Congress made its home;
And watched the golfers stalk their mounds
Beyond the tidy White House grounds.
“The gears are stuck,” cried Peterkin
“It’s showing us the past!”
“The screen is working,” Kaspar smiled,
“Its gears are made to last.
It shows how
When planners go and men are free.”
“But
The little children cried.
“It did grow fast for several years,”
Old Kaspar soon replied;
“When thousands came to operate
The swindles of the welfare state.”
“There was a time,” Old Kaspar sighed,
“When all of us were taught
That cures for every human ill
Were free to those who brought
Their votes and neighbors’ cash receipts
To clinics on these famous streets.”
“What came about,” asked Peterkin,
“To make the city shrink?”
“The boom was ended,” Kaspar said,
“When folks began to think
Of better ways to treat their ills
Than poultices of dollar bills.”